Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Jim Doyle takes a campaign contribution. Indians continue gambling operations. Milwaukee Mayor embraces boarding schools as way to help city youth. Secret underwater lab in Lake Michigan yields trick to confusing the 187 invader species of the Great Lakes to swimming back home. Inner city murders plummet as outreach programs establish fight clubs. Milwaukee County Parks take blame for county’s budget woes. Dane County officially becomes a People’s Republic. Madison constructs “aesthetic” wall on city’s far-east side. Milwaukee 7 disbands after being regularly confused with Fantastic 4, Dirty Dozen and Ocean’s 11. Upnorth secedes from state in protest over liberal hippies from Madison and stupid morons in Milwaukee. Waukesha and Kenosha Counties consider options. People too young to know any better, yet smarter and better than all of us, continue to marry people they won’t like in a few years. Beer officially made official State food after years of making case.