1. Jim Doyle takes a campaign contribution.
  2. Indians continue gambling operations.
  3. Milwaukee Mayor embraces boarding schools as way to help city youth.
  4. Secret underwater lab in Lake Michigan yields trick to confusing the 187 invader species of the Great Lakes to swimming back home.
  5. Inner city murders plummet as outreach programs establish fight clubs.
  6. Milwaukee County Parks take blame for county’s budget woes.
  7. Dane County officially becomes a People’s Republic.
  8. Madison constructs “aesthetic” wall on city’s far-east side.
  9. Milwaukee 7 disbands after being regularly confused with Fantastic 4, Dirty Dozen and Ocean’s 11.
  10. Upnorth secedes from state in protest over liberal hippies from Madison and stupid morons in Milwaukee. Waukesha and Kenosha Counties consider options.
  11. People too young to know any better, yet smarter and better than all of us, continue to marry people they won’t like in a few years.
  12. Beer officially made official State food after years of making case.
Monday, October 01, 2007 5661
Calendar Accurately Reflects Wisconsin’s Communities. In an effort to continue the popular multicultural tourism calendar, first launched in 2005, yet maintain factual integrity, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has released a segregated version. This calendar will depict realistic scenes of Real Wisconsin diverse citizens in their natural habitats as opposed to staged or doctored photos to falsely represent integration. The twelve photos used for each month are as follows:
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 15085
A sweet little Plymouth girl made over 100 prank phone calls in order to test the efficacy of Sheboygan’s 911 system. The young lady performed a vital public service, and should be commended for her efforts. Surely, countless lives will be saved because this little heroine took it upon herself to test the system and expose the faults that exist in our current 911 configuration, both in technology and in dealing with people. “You’d think someone would have gotten her name before she made 100 pranks for Chrissake!” said Sheboygan police officer Jim Bratz. “I mean, she’s eight—just ask her. I’m not putting those operators down or anything, but they’re freakin stupider than eight-year-olds, to be honest with you.”

Donate to Scott Walker Without a Trace

Donate using PayPal
Amount:
Note:
and

Designed by Passive Ninja