Art Critiques by Rainbow Meadows

A man from Pewaukee was arrested April 4th for his new performance art exhibit at the Milwaukee Art Museum. Art critics have said that the form of performance art, known as artisto destructo and utilized by such well-known artists as John Cage and Yoko Ono, is little more than someone who is not artistic interacting with art. The piece at the Milwaukee Art Museum, however, involved a man called “Pewaukee Man” ripping down "The Triumph of David" by Ottavio Vannini and putting his foot through the painting, valued at $300,000. Pewaukee Man’s work, entitled “David and Goliath’s Goliath” was no mere angry tirade, but a work of performance art that may turn the art world upside down.

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Saturday, May 28, 2011 15007
After many months of intense research in the field encompassing the areas of Alconomics, Shotology and Keg Studies I have once again returned bringing to light all the glories of my travels through the land of beer and cheese. It became apparent that even after a night of excessive studies, buoyancy could not be achieved and that a life jacket is a wise choice when visiting the city of Jefferson, WI. A wonderful thing about the flooding is that you don’t have to pay for a new couch or desk these days as the street corners turned into mini-free garage sales.
Thursday, January 03, 2008 5181
Dear Biker Chick Recently my boyfriend tried to stick his brat between my buns. I was not too happy as he didn't even ask and there wasn't enough space between the buns to get that meat in there, if you know what I mean. Also, it was a dry sandwhich which complicated things. Anyway, I bucked him like a bike with too much weight to the back on a quick start and knocked him off the bed. Now he's mad at me even though I'm willing to give it another try. What should I do to get him back in the saddle? Signed Dirt Rhoda Well Dirt, you did the right thing showing him who the boss is. It's one thing to take liberties when you're somewhat expecting it, butt a surprise attack on the rear flank during a dry spell is ruthless. Let him know how you feel by grabbing his brat again and dragging him back to the bedroom by it. Make sure there is ample lubrication for your chassis on the bedstand and tell him to take off his pants. Now here's where you have a decision to make. You can either nibble on this brat a little and with a wet finger play with his inner buns to help him understand the proper mechanics, or you can just stick your buns up in the air and hope he figures it out. I'd recommend the former as most men aren't smart enough or patient enough to figure it out without a little demonstartion first. Also, putting the brat in your mouth a bit will make him forgive and forget anything he's irritated with you for, even though he clearly deserved being bucked.

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