Real Wisconsin News is real good, but if you're looking for real news that's not in Wisconsin, not fake, and not actually news, then New Jax Witty is our little friend in Jacksonville, Florida. The news is in the form of researched opinion. And it has nothing to do with Milwaukee or Wisconsin or anyone there, except for the references to the area by a former Wisconsin resident who will be collecting his WI retirement money somewhere else. That doesn't make him a bad person. There's also some useful information for Wisconsinites on New Jax Witty, like whether or not a person who lives in Jax is called a Jacksonvillian or Jaxite or what.

Here's a list of some of the search terms that are getting people to find the new website about Jacksonville, along with an analysis as to why:

fort caroline georgia - Fort Caroline is in Jacksonville, but some people think it's really in Georgia

fort caroline history - There's a well-researched article about the history on the website, but the writer is no professor of antiquities

arielle nixon action news jax - Go ahead and check her out if you want to see why an article mentioning her is getting some action

hoarder cleanup kingman - this has nothing to do with anything from the website, but Google seems to think it does

florida has the worst drivers - actually, no, which is proven here

giant pickup truck - there's an article talking about why guys buy these, and it's as obvious as you think

arielle nixon - and there's the reason guys buy giant pickup trucks

pappy boynton - some confusion about the spelling of a famous war veteran in an article

jacksonville 102.9 - the alternative station that's more like mainstream 90s

brooklyn cyclones hats - not for sale here, but mentioned

brooklyn cyclones t shirts - yes, there's an article about hats, but not t-shirts

102.9 jax - more people trying to see if their favorite radio station is cool

jacksonville lizard kings - the old hockey team in Jax

brooklyn cyclones hat - New Jax Witty should just sell these hats

arielle nixon husband - she's not interested in you, so don't go all looking to see if she's single

jacksonville mabl - the Cyclones hat is for this league

adt abilene tx - there's an article about perceived crime and listings of cities with more crime

wittygiant - someday, perhaps

brooklyn cyclones fitted hat - honestly, there's a market for these hats

giant pick up truck - there is no evidence Arielle or any other newscaster likes these trucks, but apparently women in general do

witty.com - no, that one was taken

x102.9 jacksonville

jacksonville fl hip hop radio station - anyone who types that much as a search phrase is not crunk

x102.9

jax gis - one article discusses features the Jacksonville GIS map should have

fort caroline indians - the article about Fort Caroline talks about the Indians who lived in the region

witty - generally, it is

action news jax - for those not searching specifically for Arielle

102.9 jacksonville

puff nightclub jacksonville fl - we know nothing about this nightclub, but if it gets people to visit the website, then so be it

brooklyn cyclones cap - really, we should own stock

actionnewsjax - one word = more action

jacksonville ice hockey - yes, there's a team

 

 

Friday, May 25, 2007 36774
Special advertising section When AirTran finally closes the deal for Midwest Airlines, it will be searching for employees who are able to work in a fast-paced, competitive environment. AirTran officials said potential employees are encouraged to joke around a bit, like when a supervisor dons a white hood and claims to be in the KKK. Men who work for the company can be assured that if they make advances on a female and she refuses, a bit of good-natured kicking to her posterior is completely acceptable. Men might also enjoy the perks of being able to simulate sex with female employees and passing nude photos around the workplace. Men can be assured that they will have a voice in the company, always being allowed to ask female employees to take pictures of their breasts.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 15259
Calendar Accurately Reflects Wisconsin’s Communities In an effort to continue the popular multicultural tourism calendar, first launched in 2005, yet maintain factual integrity, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has released a segregated version. This calendar will depict realistic scenes of Real Wisconsin diverse citizens in their natural habitats as opposed to staged or doctored photos to falsely represent integration. The twelve photos used for each month are as follows:

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