While  nobody really knows or cares what either The Magna Carta or The Wisconsin Idea say, both documents mean a lot to people. In fact, a tattered version of the Magna Carta, circa 1200, was found right around the same time Scott Walker was busy rewriting The Wisconsin Idea, and that old piece of English paper will probably sell for millions of dollars (though not as much as the $21 million one sold for in 2007 or 1/14th of the amount being cut from the UW-system for those keeping score).

 

However, besides saying the King is also subject to the laws of the land, do you know what the Magna Carta really says? Yep, that's the right answer. It doesn't really matter, partially because it's not our king and not our land. Additionally, did a large portion of the people in Wisconsin know what The Wisconsin Idea really said and how it was being changed, or why it even mattered? Nope. Do UW-system students learn it like a fight song? Do they learn fight songs?

 

According to THE authoritative Yahoo Answers, The Wisconsin idea, at least partially said this: "The boundaries of the University are the boundaries of the state." It also likely added Progressive mumbo-jumbo from some time in history called The Progressive Era, but that's probably not ringing any bells for you, either. Real Wisconsin News's definition of Progressive is a Socialist who is smart enough to call himself something else, like Obama.

 

Scott Walker, looking to demonstrate his ability to bring both sides of the aisle together, was simply trying to update the beloved document. You know, freshen it up, like how Act 10 and Right to Work freshen up the workplace. Real Wisconsin News has been allowed to see the edits of the wording of The Wisconsin Idea as it was planned to occur over the next four years. While Walker's staff also had newly discovered photos of Bob LaFollette and a Russian call-girl, the main body of work dealt with the nearly meaningless Wisconsin Idea catchphrase--"The boundaries of the University are the boundaries of the state. Basic to every purpose of the system is the search for truth to extend knowledge and its application beyond the boundaries of its campuses." Or something mostly like that.

 

Year one. The plan was to slightly change the wording to better reflect an academic mission for the UW schools: "The boundaries of the University are the boundaries of the state. Basic to every purpose of the system is the readying of students for the workforce beyond the boundaries of the campuses."

 

Year two . The idea in year two was to remind UW-system employees of their place. "The boundaries of the University are the buildings in which the University is housed. Basic to every purpose of the system is the readying of students for the workforce beyond the boundaries of the campuses."

 

Year three.  "The University must improve based on a continuous improvement business model. Basic to every purpose of the system is the readying of students for the workforce in the private sector."

 

Year four. "The state will improve the University using metrics based on a continuous improvement business model. The private sector businesses will decide how the readying of students for the workforce shall occur."

 

When asked if his edits were a bit Orwellian, Walker said, "While I have seen parts of Citizen Kane because a high school film teacher made me watch it, I relate much better to Forrest Gump for some reason."

 

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A large number of mostly African-American youths gathered across the street from Mayfair Mall recently in order to protest the new rules at the mall, and to scare anyone who ventured too close to their “gang.” The mall has vowed to keep youngsters out of the mall because of increased crime when they are allowed in, but the protesters have deemed the rules as unnecessary. “What the mall needs to do is hire folks from the community to help control the children,” said one youth counselor. “Those kids trust us more than some cracka-ass security guard.”
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The following is a list of news items not covered by media outlets and brought to our attention by the White House. Bowling Green, May 2011 What happened : In the first major terrorist cover up by the media as directed by terrorist supporter in chief Barack Hussein Obamadan, two Iraqi men were arrested after a rampage that left dozens of people in what is known as the Bowling Green Massacre. These men were later released into your town and are planning their next attack. Riyadh, January 2015 What happened : It's not clear. There are no reports of an attack in the Saudi capital that month, which is because the reports were covered up by the failing, lying press. What is clear is that something happened, and our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected. Paris, April 2015 What happened : There were no terror attacks in the French capital this month. However, nearly six million French people are buried in the catacombs under Paris. All these deaths can’t be explained away by a media bent on not covering terrorism. President Trump has indicated that we are one united world order, intent on tracking down and killing terrorists responsible for these millions of French people killed by terrorism and forgotten by their own country. El Gora, Egypt, September 2015 What happened : It is not clear. Donald Trump has used satellite imagery and his vast technological experience to point out large, square structures that have been built in Egypt, possibly to house terrorists. These square structures have four triangles inside the square, presumably to deflect and confuse American smart bombs. El Gora, Egypt, October 2015 What happened : It is unclear what incident this entry on the list refers to. However, something did, in fact, happen, and that’s what the media wants you not to believe. The White House knows what happened, and the people involved know who they are, so they have been put on notice that they will be hunted down Kuwait City, 2016 What happened : In between attacks that occurred in October 2016, the White House simply listed "Kuwait City, Kuwait" with no date. There were no attacks there at this time, but people who had reasons certainly considered those reasons, and a media with reasons chose not to report about the terrorists and their reasons. Reason enough to believe something DID happen. Malmo, Sweden, October 2016 What happened : A fire at a community center that caused only minor damage was claimed by IS. Most of the media giants refused to cover this disaster. More than likely, fires at senior centers, community centers, churches, and other places that Americans and Swedes gather to play cards and rail against terrorists are the responsibility of terrorists, and not some old guy with arthritis trying to light a cigar in the storage closet. Manila, Philippines, November 2016 What happened: There was no Islamist attack in the city in this month, but the discovery of a suspected bomb outside the US embassy was linked to IS. Had this bomb detonated, it would have been a terrorist attack that would have counted as an attack the media refused to cover, had the media not covered said attack, which is a tragedy. Horrible, fake news. N'Djamena, Chad, November 2016 What happened : There were some reports of shots having been fired at the US embassy by an unknown perpetrator on 30 November. While we all know that drunk people with guns do not always amount to major terrorist situations, especially when the embassy itself reports it as a mere security situation, it’s also evident that the media could have blown this situation up to be a major attack on an embassy in yet another African nation. Like those barely reported in Egypt, Libya, Yemen, and Tunisia by the moneybags, lying media. A media that might point out the Yemen is not technically part of Africa. Shame!

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