Christian Blogger is Sexy - That's Why we Care

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I didn’t read the babe’s blog, but I guess she’s probably decent looking, or else no one would have cared that she was going to stop wearing yoga pants or spandex or whatever. Am I right? If some 300 pounder or some crack addict wanted to find Christ and stop looking and acting disgusting, no one cares, but when some hot Christian mom decides to cut her husband off from some eye candy, we’re all going to weigh in on it. Had that same hot Christian wife started a porn website or murdered her husband, it would have had pretty much the same effect. The point is, even a sexy Christian woman wants to NOT call attention to her assets, she has to get rid of what makes her sexy. If not, she’s just wasting what God gave her and kidding herself.

 

 

Let’s just assume the husband is good with this blogger not wearing sexy clothes, presumably because he’d rather get her out of the clothes when he’s around. That’s hot. If he comes home from work and catches her in baggy jogging pants and a flannel shirt and wants to hump her till the cows come home, high fives to that guy. However, if he just spent half of his day staring at the twenty year-old intern, imagining how she wiggled into that tight skirt, mamma might wanna put a little sexy on for her man.

 

I’m sure when Hot Christian Wife is home alone and Mr. Plumber has to come over and look for plugged-up holes, her husband probably expects her to wear the baggies and flannel.  However, if he gets invited to a class reunion and the plumber’s going to be there, Christian Husband will expect his wife to make Mr. Plumber a bit envious. If not, there’s no real point of going to the reunion. In fact, if she’s not going to look like a sexy Christian wife, there’s no real point in taking her anywhere: that intern would do just fine.  

 

As any old lady or hot girl who got fat after childbirth will tell you, if you got it, flaunt it. You don’t have to make out with the mailman or have the unemployed neighbor across the street ravage you from behind up against the washing machine, but what’s the fun of being good-looking if nobody knows it? Yes, purity is an important part of being a Christian, and if the cable man wants to drill into more than the wall, it’s hurting his eternal soul and all, but since he’s a man, he’d be thinking about his coaxial cable even if Christian Mom wasn’t picking the baby’s bottle up off the ground with both hands around the shaft, standing over the sink to wipe it off.

 

Surely, Christian Wife’s hubby will also stop doing anything that makes him appealing to women. Interestingly, men do not have to wear tight pants to make their cocks look big in order to be sexy to women. They have to do things like be funny or nice, or have just a touch of grey, or smile or have a deep voice or square jaw. Her husband should probably stop flaunting his man juice all over the office in order to show he respects his wife.

 

Young, pretty, and sexy women are hot no matter what they wear--that’s why we’ve locked them away or tried to cover them up for thousands of years. If Christian Husband loves his wife enough to not care how she looks except for the one time per week she’s massaging his balls, then he should by all means encourage her to stop tempting other men. Or if wearing yoga pants gives her yeast infections. If, however, the way his hot Christian wife looks helps him to maintain an erect love for her and not ask the intern to let him sign her documents with his pen,  then he should fight against a wife who wants to keep her cookies in the cupboard. Let her know she’s sexy and not sinful. Or sinful in a good, married way that God intended. On his fiftieth wedding anniversary, wouldn’t he rather be thinking of his wife, back in the day, wearing her French maid outfit while cleaning the house or her yoga pants while doing yoga in front of the TV instead of his neighbor’s daughter? Probably depends on what the neighbor’s daughter is wearing.

State Department of Tourism Releases Segregated Multicultural Calendar

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Calendar Accurately Reflects Wisconsin’s Communities. In an effort to continue the popular multicultural tourism calendar, first launched in 2005, yet maintain factual integrity, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has released a segregated version. This calendar will depict realistic scenes of Real Wisconsin diverse citizens in their natural habitats as opposed to staged or doctored photos to falsely represent integration. The twelve photos used for each month are as follows:
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Milwaukee County to House, Reform Juvenile Criminals Downtown

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Milwaukee County currently pays nearly $300 per day for juvenile delinquents housed at the Copper Lake Girls School and the Lincoln Hills School for Boys. The locations present problems for family visits and have been under scrutiny for alleged indiscretions. County Executive Chris Abele has made the decision to move the Milwaukee inmates to a lower-priced facility in downtown Milwaukee: the Pfister. Said Abele, “We can put two children per room into the Pfister for an average of $200 per night. That includes maid service and a pretty nice room.” The Pfister has 307 guest rooms, which means it could easily accommodate the young troubled people from the detention centers. For example, Lincoln Hills only has 120 beds, with roughly 90% filled by Milwaukee youth. At two per room, 200 or so Milwaukee girls and boys could be housed in 100 of the Pfister’s rooms for $100 per night. Abele suggests that the county provide $80 per kid per day in food credits for on-site dining. This means that the youngsters would have to learn how to use budgeting skills in order to eat each day. While one inmate might want Maryland Crab Cakes at the Mason Street Grill, he will learn that the $17.50 might be more wisely spent on $16 Herb Seared Chicken at The Cafe at the Pfister. Perhaps a room-service Brioche French Toast for $11, or an $18 Zaffiro’s “Cracker Style Crust” pizza to share. Subtle laughter at the irony, perhaps. According to Abele, the rules will be simple: don’t leave. “These kids have a chance to experience the good life. Would you ever leave the Pfister if someone offered to let you live there?” With a full-service spa, indoor pool, 24-hour fitness center, and wifi, the answer for most of us would be a resounding “No!” School will be provided through an online charter school and can be worked on in the guest rooms or in the lobby. Abele believes the atmosphere will be good for the young men and women, and out-of-town notables, especially the Hollywood elite, will appreciate the diversity and culture provided by young men and women attempting to be reformed at one of Milwaukee’s most notable landmarks. In addition, the youngsters will have the opportunity to intern as employees in the hospitality field. Management has said the inmates will not be allowed to interact with guests or enter occupied rooms to provide maid services, but they can learn to change light bulbs, vacuum the lobby, and deliver food to guests. Wages earned can be used for spa treatments and, extra food credits, or convenience items from the Pfister Gift Shop or Boutique B’Lou (fine women’s apparel). Family members can jump on the 30 and visit in the lobby, but inmates will not be able to invite anyone up to their rooms. “It’s kind of like Shangri-la,” Abele suggested. Some say it’s more like the Hotel California, where inmates can check out any time they want but can never leave. However, even those people would not actually leave if given a sentence to stay. The County Executive’s office has been overrun with applications to work as floor monitors / RAs, who can leave for up to 8 hours per day in rotating shifts. Even Milwaukee Police officers have volunteered. If this Milwaukee Experiment works, similar programs may be established at other top-notch hotels, like the Trump Hotels that currently have empty rooms and plummeting bookings, according to NBC. President Trump would not comment on the idea, but he has said that inner cities are a disaster, so pairing two disasters could make sense.
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