“Wild” Bill Nielson, president of the Eau Claire Common Council, has issued a decree to all residents of the city. The short but poignant message reads “Love Thy Neighbor,” and it has been accepted with jubilation by the masses.

 

“I hadn’t really though of it before, but it makes all kinds of sense,” said Ty LaPlant, who lives in Horan Hall. “It would really be nice if my neighbors weren’t all guys.” 

Ty’s sentiments were echoed all across this fine metropolis, as dozens of citizens began loving their neighbors immediately. 

“I never used to like that one guy who showed up for class smelling like beer, but he’s OK now,” admitted Mandy Less. “He’s my neighbor, sorta.”

Local church officials refused to be interviewed, claiming that the secular “Love Thy Neighbor” decree doesn’t interest them.

 

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Dear Biker Chick How is it best to score with a biker chick? Signed Nad Suburb It's probably best when you are both satisfied afterwards, but be certain she is. If you're asking how to get her to fall in love with you, it's the same with all women: have the balls to ask her out, buy her a few drinks, tell her she looks pretty fairly often and that the scar on her face adds character, and ask to see her tattoos. You might want to listen to what she says, or at least pretend to, and then you've got her, unless you take her out to the parking lot and you drive a Kia or one of those confused mini-SUVs. Dear Biker Chick That guy holding the sign is kinda cute. Are you dating him? Is there anyway to make his picture load faster so I don't have so much time to diddle while the page downloads? Dear Unsigned Submitter, The guy holding the sign is Homeless John, not because he actually is homeless, but because he looks homeless. Sort of like you look to your friends using your parents' NetZero dial-up connection and complaining about speed. Thanks for the advice, anyhow. I'm not exactly a web designer, but I've got a few photos of me I've resized before, so we got the size a bit smaller for you, and all the other web surfers out there who like things small. As for Homeless John's availability. I wouldn't say we're seeing each other, but he is a good man. Submit a photo so we can post it on our web page, and John can determine if you're his type. ---> and pick up some of those cigars over there while you're at it or click on a damn google ad so I can get some new pipes on my bike.
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Real Wisconsin News is real good, but if you're looking for real news that's not in Wisconsin, not fake, and not actually news, then New Jax Witty is our little friend in Jacksonville, Florida. The news is in the form of researched opinion. And it has nothing to do with Milwaukee or Wisconsin or anyone there, except for the references to the area by a former Wisconsin resident who will be collecting his WI retirement money somewhere else. That doesn't make him a bad person. There's also some useful information for Wisconsinites on New Jax Witty, like whether or not a person who lives in Jax is called a Jacksonvillian or Jaxite or what. Here's a list of some of the search terms that are getting people to find the new website about Jacksonville, along with an analysis as to why: fort caroline georgia - Fort Caroline is in Jacksonville, but some people think it's really in Georgia fort caroline history - There's a well-researched article about the history on the website, but the writer is no professor of antiquities arielle nixon action news jax - Go ahead and check her out if you want to see why an article mentioning her is getting some action hoarder cleanup kingman - this has nothing to do with anything from the website, but Google seems to think it does florida has the worst drivers - actually, no, which is proven here giant pickup truck - there's an article talking about why guys buy these, and it's as obvious as you think arielle nixon - and there's the reason guys buy giant pickup trucks pappy boynton - some confusion about the spelling of a famous war veteran in an article jacksonville 102.9 - the alternative station that's more like mainstream 90s brooklyn cyclones hats - not for sale here, but mentioned brooklyn cyclones t shirts - yes, there's an article about hats, but not t-shirts 102.9 jax - more people trying to see if their favorite radio station is cool jacksonville lizard kings - the old hockey team in Jax brooklyn cyclones hat - New Jax Witty should just sell these hats arielle nixon husband - she's not interested in you, so don't go all looking to see if she's single jacksonville mabl - the Cyclones hat is for this league adt abilene tx - there's an article about perceived crime and listings of cities with more crime wittygiant - someday, perhaps brooklyn cyclones fitted hat - honestly, there's a market for these hats giant pick up truck - there is no evidence Arielle or any other newscaster likes these trucks, but apparently women in general do witty.com - no, that one was taken x102.9 jacksonville jacksonville fl hip hop radio station - anyone who types that much as a search phrase is not crunk x102.9 jax gis - one article discusses features the Jacksonville GIS map should have fort caroline indians - the article about Fort Caroline talks about the Indians who lived in the region witty - generally, it is action news jax - for those not searching specifically for Arielle 102.9 jacksonville puff nightclub jacksonville fl - we know nothing about this nightclub, but if it gets people to visit the website, then so be it brooklyn cyclones cap - really, we should own stock actionnewsjax - one word = more action jacksonville ice hockey - yes, there's a team

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