Nicole Dewly, a freshman from Des Moines, has apparently misunderstood the term “Freshman 15,” but the guys in Towers don’t seem to mind. Nicole, or Nikki, as her friends call her, has worked hard to achieve the  number.

 

“I so wanted to fit in,” said Nikki in a late-night interview. “I’d heard about this Freshman 15, and I just had to do it. I mean, 15’s nothin’.

“Dude, she’s so hot,” my roommate claimed last week. “If you don’t, I will again.”

As of December 16, Nikki had reached a grand total of six towards her Freshman 15, and with her continued persistence, this reporter is sure that she will accomplish the goal in the end (no pun intended).

“As long as I pass finals and come back next semester, there is no way I’ll be denied,” claimed Nikki after our interview, and then added,  “Is this your sock?”

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Whether it's 2011 or 2015, unions appear to bring protesters from outside of Wisconsin to Madison to attempt to intimidate Scott Walker. Governor Scott Walker has said that out of state protesters now outnumber those from Wisconsin who are protesting the bill that would kill their unions. Real Wisconsin News investigated, studying photos taken at the protests. We found that not only is Walker right, but UW-Madison may be up to some of their old tricks doctoring photos to make the protests appear more multicultural. You be the judge: British police and an Asian mob? Scott Walker seems to be right.
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Bradford Beach will soon have to compete with a new beach with similar levels of human feces in the water. The city of West Allis will open the Honey Creek Beach that will replace the failing county-run swimming pools, and allow citizens to bask in the peace and solitude found only near sewage-tainted waters. A recent study conducted by the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District has found that an unexpected level of human feces routinely flows through the Honey Creek, likely resulting from bad sewer pipes, but the levels are not unlike those seen at Milwaukee’s favorite summer lakefront beach, so West Allis officials plan on going ahead with their plans to create the Honey Creek Beach in State Fair Park.

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