Nicole Dewly, a freshman from Des Moines, has apparently misunderstood the term “Freshman 15,” but the guys in Towers don’t seem to mind. Nicole, or Nikki, as her friends call her, has worked hard to achieve the number.
“I so wanted to fit in,” said Nikki in a late-night interview. “I’d heard about this Freshman 15, and I just had to do it. I mean, 15’s nothin’.
“Dude, she’s so hot,” my roommate claimed last week. “If you don’t, I will again.”
As of December 16, Nikki had reached a grand total of six towards her Freshman 15, and with her continued persistence, this reporter is sure that she will accomplish the goal in the end (no pun intended).
“As long as I pass finals and come back next semester, there is no way I’ll be denied,” claimed Nikki after our interview, and then added, “Is this your sock?”