So the thought of a tofu steak doesn’t have that same red meat ring to it for you either. This writer has learned of a possible business venture that is being run by the portly 1st baseman of the Brewers team. After seeing Ryan Braun’s current ventures into local eateries, William Brewski is seeing dollar signs and is hoping to get the Brewers slugger to sign on.

“If Braunie can cash in on the meat eating, carnivorous people of the greater Milwaukee Prince should be able to do the same with the other vegetarians out there,” said William in a recent interview with RWN. William believes that with growing hippie Brewer fan base that this is a possibility. William goes onto say, “They have been selling tofu ‘dogs’ at the stadium for a few years now.”

In a city known for its love of beer, brats and burgers this appears to be a tough sell. This writer believes Prince maybe a better suitor for endorsing the “deep fried buffet” at your local pub versus an upscale steak place that doesn’t even serve “actual” steak.

Local tofu steak maker and supplier Carnivores Really Are Plants president Harold Flower is excited at the chance to be a supplier for a new steakhouse serving tofu steaks. Harold says, “We have been making and shipping our steaks all over the country for years and now we potentially have a buyer for them in the Milwaukee area.”

Only time will tell what becomes of this potential venture, but until then this writer is going to head to the local salon for cold one and a fresh piece of cow with a side of bacon.

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The Milwaukee Bucks have released a statement alleging that their playoff hopes were trounced by a rogue referee who bet on basketball games. "We are very disappointed that the league allowed this activity to occur, and we feel that we could have made the playoffs last season had this not happened," the official press release reads. The referee, Tim Donaghy, was a referee for seven Bucks games over the past two seasons.
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Jim Doyle takes a campaign contribution. Indians continue gambling operations. Milwaukee Mayor embraces boarding schools as way to help city youth. Secret underwater lab in Lake Michigan yields trick to confusing the 187 invader species of the Great Lakes to swimming back home. Inner city murders plummet as outreach programs establish fight clubs. Milwaukee County Parks take blame for county’s budget woes. Dane County officially becomes a People’s Republic. Madison constructs “aesthetic” wall on city’s far-east side. Milwaukee 7 disbands after being regularly confused with Fantastic 4, Dirty Dozen and Ocean’s 11. Upnorth secedes from state in protest over liberal hippies from Madison and stupid morons in Milwaukee. Waukesha and Kenosha Counties consider options. People too young to know any better, yet smarter and better than all of us, continue to marry people they won’t like in a few years. Beer officially made official State food after years of making case.

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