So the thought of a tofu steak doesn’t have that same red meat ring to it for you either. This writer has learned of a possible business venture that is being run by the portly 1st baseman of the Brewers team. After seeing Ryan Braun’s current ventures into local eateries, William Brewski is seeing dollar signs and is hoping to get the Brewers slugger to sign on.

“If Braunie can cash in on the meat eating, carnivorous people of the greater Milwaukee Prince should be able to do the same with the other vegetarians out there,” said William in a recent interview with RWN. William believes that with growing hippie Brewer fan base that this is a possibility. William goes onto say, “They have been selling tofu ‘dogs’ at the stadium for a few years now.”

In a city known for its love of beer, brats and burgers this appears to be a tough sell. This writer believes Prince maybe a better suitor for endorsing the “deep fried buffet” at your local pub versus an upscale steak place that doesn’t even serve “actual” steak.

Local tofu steak maker and supplier Carnivores Really Are Plants president Harold Flower is excited at the chance to be a supplier for a new steakhouse serving tofu steaks. Harold says, “We have been making and shipping our steaks all over the country for years and now we potentially have a buyer for them in the Milwaukee area.”

Only time will tell what becomes of this potential venture, but until then this writer is going to head to the local salon for cold one and a fresh piece of cow with a side of bacon.

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Melania Trump tends to take a backseat to Donald Trump, and it's for good reason. While she is seen as a gorgeous "businesswoman" by most Trump supporters, even then most die-hard Trump Train riders can't help but think she's "kind of retarded" when she speaks. In fact, when Mrs. Trump voice is presented to test subjects solely as "a person who has been living in the United States since 2001," people from both left and right accuse her of being a lazy immigrant who's not trying to learn English. When researchers add that she plagiarized a speech and claimed her own husband discussing getting laid by other women was "boy talk," many American men said they found her to be mentally retarded, similar to Donald Trump's view of deaf actress Marlee Matlin. Generally, however, Mrs. Trump was seen in a different light when images of her face and body accompanies her words, with her accent suddenly becoming "cute" or "sexy" rather than "menacing" or "annoying." And not one test subject called her retarded after seeing a photo of her in a bathing suit. In a related study, photos of American-born women of Mexican heritage often received a much lower positive rating by white American males, including one photo of Sonia Sotomayor. One respondent said of Associate Justice Sotomayor, "She should go back to Mexico." Keep in mind that not one male suggested Melania Trump return to her country of origin once her photo was revealed. Not even Bill Clinton, who was volunteering as a male test subject in the hopes he'd be able to reveal something important about male behaviors while meeting college girls. When told she may have worked in the United States illegally with a tourist visa, the men again did not seem to care. On the other hand, when Melania Trump's photo was presented with 50 other images of women in political office, she was picked most often as "the woman I'd most like to nail with my flag pole." Not since Jackie Kennedy has a potential First Lady won that contest, so researchers were excited about those results. Hillary Clinton did not place in the top 80%.

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