Rocky mountain high, Wisconsin! Yes, you’ve heard right. Now all the frost-brewed goodness is going to be brewed right here in the city known for people who forgot what it is to say, “When.”

Being the beer connoisseur that this writer is, seeing a merger such as this can only mean one thing…terrorists have finally gotten to the last thing that is truly holy and sacred in America.

Don’t be fooled by all the talk that this merger is what is best for the city and the two companies. Take Miller for instance, a good American cigarette company by the name of Phillip Morris owned it for a number of years and then sells out to company from South Africa. Too close to the Middle East for this writer’s likings.

Then once things appear to be running smoothly under this “South African” company and they decide with yet another American brewery so they can compete against Budweiser.

Think about it: if you were a terrorist, wouldn’t you be in support of having a beer nick named “the silver bullet.” Next thing we know they will develop something like a “Wisconsin Car Bomb” only it won’t involve the beer.

So, the next time your out conducting your own studies in the area of alconomics be sure and ask for something truly American…Wild Turkey!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6035
New York Governor and former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer became the latest victim of a Pussitocracy run amok. In what is becoming a growing problem, over-achievers are finding it more and more difficult to get laid, and as a result are finding themselves left with no choice but to buy a piece of ass.
Thursday, September 27, 2007 9535
An 18-year-old student was taken to the hospital Sept. 21 when he was found nearly unconscious on a couch at Sandburg Hall South Tower.

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