Rocky mountain high, Wisconsin! Yes, you’ve heard right. Now all the frost-brewed goodness is going to be brewed right here in the city known for people who forgot what it is to say, “When.”

Being the beer connoisseur that this writer is, seeing a merger such as this can only mean one thing…terrorists have finally gotten to the last thing that is truly holy and sacred in America.

Don’t be fooled by all the talk that this merger is what is best for the city and the two companies. Take Miller for instance, a good American cigarette company by the name of Phillip Morris owned it for a number of years and then sells out to company from South Africa. Too close to the Middle East for this writer’s likings.

Then once things appear to be running smoothly under this “South African” company and they decide with yet another American brewery so they can compete against Budweiser.

Think about it: if you were a terrorist, wouldn’t you be in support of having a beer nick named “the silver bullet.” Next thing we know they will develop something like a “Wisconsin Car Bomb” only it won’t involve the beer.

So, the next time your out conducting your own studies in the area of alconomics be sure and ask for something truly American…Wild Turkey!

Saturday, July 07, 2007 6466
Boy, howdy, I wish I had a few more friends in my life. What with the wife and kids, I don’t get a whole heck of a lot of me time. Well, I am allowed to watch educational programming once in a while (my wife frowns on sports), and I saw this show about different separatist groups, and I was sorta thinking to myself, “Would one of these separatist movements work for me?”
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 18619
Milwaukee Public Schools will begin its scaling down of actual education in its schools in order to better reproduce the criminal justice system its students are preparing themselves for. The latest budget has job losses in all areas except for social workers, psychologists, safety assistants, and nurses. Teachers will be teaching more students for more hours with less help, but the plan is for the psychologists and social workers to convince students to behave better. If that doesn’t work, of course, the safety assistants are specially trained to subdue students without the use of plastic handcuffs, pepper spray, or knowledge of martial arts by saying things like, “Don’t you make me get up out this desk!” If the safety assistants are useless, the nurses can offer ice packs for black eyes.

Donate to Scott Walker Without a Trace

Donate using PayPal
Amount:
Note:
and

Designed by Passive Ninja