Since the 14 Wisconsin state senators have skipped town for Rockford, Republicans have been planning ways to get them back. They finally have a plan, and it ironically enough involves a train: a ho-train. Since the democratic senators miss Madison, they've apparently been visiting the State Street Station Dancers in Rockford at least once a day. Republican operatives have penetrated deep on the inside, and have apparently enticed some of the girls to work in conjunction with Wisconsin State Patrol to bring at least one senator back in time for a quickie vote.
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