Satan, Lucifer, the Devil. One being with many names and as many ways of claiming the souls of humans. However, the Father of all Lies has decided to destroy his contract for George W. Bush’s soul because of what the Evil One calls a breach of that contract.
Satan talked to Real Wisconsin News in a telephone interview amid screaming, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. His voice was smooth and almost hypnotic.
RWN: Why did you destroy the contract?
Satan: Is it not obvious? George W. Bush is a bumbling idiot. He has the lowest approval rating for any president since I invented approval ratings. He made the war that Dick Cheney and I devised look bad.
Read the entire interview with Satan here: