The possible next vice president of the United States has proven that abstinence-only education works in schools and for families, especially for other people’s families, and the proof is in the fact that fewer youngsters know much about sex before they have it.

 

While some people believe that sex education helps young people understand the risks of teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, and catty behavior amongst their peers, Palin and others feel that learning about sex only encourages teens to have sex at a younger age. Supporters of abstinence-only education feel that the home is the right place to avoid learning about sex, and the issues such as teen pregnancy and social diseases are not the concern of government but of families.

When asked by Real Wisconsin News how the daughter of a socially-conservative politician could get pregnant at a young age, Palin said, “Bill Clinton and his public escapades gave children the wrong impression about sex, and unregulated television and internet broadcasts allow children access to material they should not see. This is a problem a strong socially-conservative administration can regulate more fully. My daughter is the victim of a morally-corrupt society that uses sex to sell everything from condoms to beer.”

Palin continued, “My daughter will finish high school and marry the young man who also is a victim of society. While they did not wait until marriage to have sex and may suffer eternal damnation, we are proud of her for keeping the child and we are way more proud to be grandparents. Our daughter will learn a valuable lesson about not having sex from this experience, and whatever does not cause us to disown her will make her stronger in the end. Besides, she will be reminded of her sin every morning at 2:00 and 5:30 for the first three months.”

Real Wisconsin News asked Mrs. Palin if lines such as “You can’t get pregnant the first time” or “Everyone else is doing it” were used on her daughter. She responded, “As I said, because of morally-corrupt Democrats, everyone IS doing it, and obviously you can’t get pregnant the first time, so they must have been done it at least twice. Since women cannot get pregnant while on top or standing up, they, you get the picture. And she obviously did not immediately take a shower or urinate, or jump backwards nine times before the sun came up, probably because those heathen pornographic programs the children somehow get access to in other parents’ homes never demonstrate proven contraceptive behaviors, and we were waiting to talk to her about it until she was twenty-three. It’s not like WE let her do anything more than hold hands and exchange promise rings with her boyfriend, but the liberal media continually bombards children with ideas that saving yourself until marriage is just silly.”

When asked about the situation, Obama said that families are off-limits, which may seem like a strange strategy to take versus a socially-conservative candidate running on a platform of idealistic morals and ethics. “Hey,” Obama said, “we don’t need another Dick-Cheney-lesbian-daughter fiasco. When he told Edwards he’d crossed the line, Democrats realized we couldn’t make moral issues the Republicans force on others about their own families, because that’s off-limits.”

Real Wisconsin News also asked the governor if she had learned anything from her family’s situation that will help her as president when McCain succumbs to old-age. “I learned that when people tell you they’re ‘studying’ in their room, you should check on them every once in a while. I learned that the FCC needs to be more Christian in its decision-making. I learned that we need education reform because abstinence-only education is not being taught in our schools as well as it should be. And finally, I learned that we cannot blame ourselves for the problems obviously caused by others, and we just have to maintain the same values and stay the course.

When asked why McCain chose Palin even though he knew about the pregnancy, McCain campaign manager Rick Davis said, “The reality is that people get excited about young people having sex, and the pregnancy should catapult the McCain/Palin ticket to the presidency. Besides, all we have to do is tell the Democrats that they can’t talk about it because families are off-limits, and they run like the cowards they are. Our GOP operatives and Fox News have become near-perfect at spinning public opinion, and this is no different. Palin’s a working mom who can’t be with her daughter every second of every day, which makes her ‘more human.’ Bush won two elections because people saw him as human instead of just stupid.”

 

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The following is a list of news items not covered by media outlets and brought to our attention by the White House. Bowling Green, May 2011 What happened : In the first major terrorist cover up by the media as directed by terrorist supporter in chief Barack Hussein Obamadan, two Iraqi men were arrested after a rampage that left dozens of people in what is known as the Bowling Green Massacre. These men were later released into your town and are planning their next attack. Riyadh, January 2015 What happened : It's not clear. There are no reports of an attack in the Saudi capital that month, which is because the reports were covered up by the failing, lying press. What is clear is that something happened, and our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected. Paris, April 2015 What happened : There were no terror attacks in the French capital this month. However, nearly six million French people are buried in the catacombs under Paris. All these deaths can’t be explained away by a media bent on not covering terrorism. President Trump has indicated that we are one united world order, intent on tracking down and killing terrorists responsible for these millions of French people killed by terrorism and forgotten by their own country. El Gora, Egypt, September 2015 What happened : It is not clear. Donald Trump has used satellite imagery and his vast technological experience to point out large, square structures that have been built in Egypt, possibly to house terrorists. These square structures have four triangles inside the square, presumably to deflect and confuse American smart bombs. El Gora, Egypt, October 2015 What happened : It is unclear what incident this entry on the list refers to. However, something did, in fact, happen, and that’s what the media wants you not to believe. The White House knows what happened, and the people involved know who they are, so they have been put on notice that they will be hunted down Kuwait City, 2016 What happened : In between attacks that occurred in October 2016, the White House simply listed "Kuwait City, Kuwait" with no date. There were no attacks there at this time, but people who had reasons certainly considered those reasons, and a media with reasons chose not to report about the terrorists and their reasons. Reason enough to believe something DID happen. Malmo, Sweden, October 2016 What happened : A fire at a community center that caused only minor damage was claimed by IS. Most of the media giants refused to cover this disaster. More than likely, fires at senior centers, community centers, churches, and other places that Americans and Swedes gather to play cards and rail against terrorists are the responsibility of terrorists, and not some old guy with arthritis trying to light a cigar in the storage closet. Manila, Philippines, November 2016 What happened: There was no Islamist attack in the city in this month, but the discovery of a suspected bomb outside the US embassy was linked to IS. Had this bomb detonated, it would have been a terrorist attack that would have counted as an attack the media refused to cover, had the media not covered said attack, which is a tragedy. Horrible, fake news. N'Djamena, Chad, November 2016 What happened : There were some reports of shots having been fired at the US embassy by an unknown perpetrator on 30 November. While we all know that drunk people with guns do not always amount to major terrorist situations, especially when the embassy itself reports it as a mere security situation, it’s also evident that the media could have blown this situation up to be a major attack on an embassy in yet another African nation. Like those barely reported in Egypt, Libya, Yemen, and Tunisia by the moneybags, lying media. A media that might point out the Yemen is not technically part of Africa. Shame!
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A man was seen riding a BMX bicycle early July 31. When an officer told him to stop, the man dropped the bike and ran. The bike was not reported as stolen.

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