Quick, name five lemurs who have played professional sports! Stumped? Well you are not alone. Lemurs have a long history in professional sports (Pete Sampras, for example), but many see them as inferior to their more human counterparts. This is why lemurs across the globe are celebrating Ryan Braun as one of their own, even though he’s only half lemur.

The Lemur Anti-Defamation and Existence League has mounted a media frenzy over Ryan Braun because of his success as an athlete and his heritage as a prosimian. Though Braun’s father is human, his mother’s status as a lemur is enough to allow lemurs to feel a bond with him. However, Real Wisconsin News has also learned that Ryan did not grow up honoring his lemur heritage, and some hard-line lemur groups have disowned him as a hero for the masses. Zoboomafoo, spokesman for Lemurs R People 2, said, “Ryan Braun played baseball this year on Mother’s Day, which might not mean much to people, but lemurs are matriarchal, and Mother’s Day is considered our most important holiday. A true lemur would have been grooming his mother instead of going 2 for 4 with a couple of RBIs.”

 

Though he does not talk about being a lemur, Braun has graciously allowed lemurs to be photographed with him, and even spoke at a mostly-lemur middle school in Madagascar, his mother’s homeland.  The principal of the school said of Braun: “He is a true lemur to those of us who believe that even though we are generally ridiculed on the sports field, we can succeed to be more than sidekicks on television programs for comic relief. He also donated Milwaukee Brewers shirts to the entire student body, and that would cost me three years’ salary. Now all the children and lemurs can be clothed for years to come.”

 

Braun takes the whole controversy in stride, claiming dual heritage, and not aligning himself with any one group. “It’s part of who I am,” he says. Of course, Braun is not the first athlete with dual heritage who has played for a Milwaukee team.

 

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Real Wisconsin News is real good, but if you're looking for real news that's not in Wisconsin, not fake, and not actually news, then New Jax Witty is our little friend in Jacksonville, Florida. The news is in the form of researched opinion. And it has nothing to do with Milwaukee or Wisconsin or anyone there, except for the references to the area by a former Wisconsin resident who will be collecting his WI retirement money somewhere else. That doesn't make him a bad person. There's also some useful information for Wisconsinites on New Jax Witty, like whether or not a person who lives in Jax is called a Jacksonvillian or Jaxite or what. Here's a list of some of the search terms that are getting people to find the new website about Jacksonville, along with an analysis as to why: fort caroline georgia - Fort Caroline is in Jacksonville, but some people think it's really in Georgia fort caroline history - There's a well-researched article about the history on the website, but the writer is no professor of antiquities arielle nixon action news jax - Go ahead and check her out if you want to see why an article mentioning her is getting some action hoarder cleanup kingman - this has nothing to do with anything from the website, but Google seems to think it does florida has the worst drivers - actually, no, which is proven here giant pickup truck - there's an article talking about why guys buy these, and it's as obvious as you think arielle nixon - and there's the reason guys buy giant pickup trucks pappy boynton - some confusion about the spelling of a famous war veteran in an article jacksonville 102.9 - the alternative station that's more like mainstream 90s brooklyn cyclones hats - not for sale here, but mentioned brooklyn cyclones t shirts - yes, there's an article about hats, but not t-shirts 102.9 jax - more people trying to see if their favorite radio station is cool jacksonville lizard kings - the old hockey team in Jax brooklyn cyclones hat - New Jax Witty should just sell these hats arielle nixon husband - she's not interested in you, so don't go all looking to see if she's single jacksonville mabl - the Cyclones hat is for this league adt abilene tx - there's an article about perceived crime and listings of cities with more crime wittygiant - someday, perhaps brooklyn cyclones fitted hat - honestly, there's a market for these hats giant pick up truck - there is no evidence Arielle or any other newscaster likes these trucks, but apparently women in general do witty.com - no, that one was taken x102.9 jacksonville jacksonville fl hip hop radio station - anyone who types that much as a search phrase is not crunk x102.9 jax gis - one article discusses features the Jacksonville GIS map should have fort caroline indians - the article about Fort Caroline talks about the Indians who lived in the region witty - generally, it is action news jax - for those not searching specifically for Arielle 102.9 jacksonville puff nightclub jacksonville fl - we know nothing about this nightclub, but if it gets people to visit the website, then so be it brooklyn cyclones cap - really, we should own stock actionnewsjax - one word = more action jacksonville ice hockey - yes, there's a team
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