ProNew York Governor and former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer became the latest victim of a Pussitocracy run amok.  In what is becoming a growing problem, over-achievers are finding it more and more difficult to get laid, and as a result are finding themselves left with no choice but to buy a piece of ass. 

In what is apparently yet another case of an overworked, undersexed leader succumbing to the need for a little somethin' somethin' that he couldn't get on the home front, Spitzer called for take out from The Emperors Club.  It is unknown whether he ordered egg rolls with his dish, but speculation is that he did request an extra serving of spicy sauce for his noodle. 

The trend of the Pussitocracy to not lay enough good men has been apparent for some time as Madames from around the world have exploited the hole in the system to gain wealth, fame and power.  Most notably, Heidi Fliess' prostitution ring gained widespread attention when hard working, but not completely buff men on the west coast couldn't get the time of day from west coast women.  Recently, the Sugarloaf Country Club Madames, Lisa Ann Taylor and Nicole Probert, exploited the Pussitocracy defect in Atlanta.  The Asian sex trade, Adult Friend Finder, the Chicken Ranch, high-speed internet and Amsterdam all exist because of this overwhelming Pussitocracy problem.

So, just where did the Pussitocracy run off the tracks and stop getting properly railed?  It is difficult to tell, but apparently somewhere between when women were transitioning from free-love to hitting the glass ceiling.  Women throughout the developed world have over the past three decades been abdicating their responsibility to balance the forces of nature and spread the sex around. 

As it now stands, the same guys are getting laid over and over, while many good guys go without.  This statistacal anamoly, tells us two things.  One, women are still having sex, which is good.  Two, they are doing it with the same guys their friends did it with, which, after you are done being turned on by that thought, is pretty gross.  What is ironic, is that these ladies who fuck the same guys their friends did still complain about not being able to find a guy to marry.  And once they do get married, they stop fucking the guy, which of course just leads to more problems for them to complain about, which in the end really could be the actual solution to the problem as what guys really want to fuck those bitches anyway.

Nowadays, if a guy doesn't take the "Mystery Method" course on how to con women into sexing him up, he generally doesn't stand a chance to have a good time with a woman for free, and thus must make more money to pay for his good time.  Men throw themselves into their work which sets off a vicious cycle of the aformentioned nagging woman syndrom because their man isn't at home begging for sex he isn't going to get.  This cycle really must be broken or we hasten the decline of civilization. 

The problem is so severe that sirens and red lights should have went off when President Bill Clinton had to settle for a hummer from a chubby intern in the White House.  Some things just aren't right.  A President should have movie starlets and models stopping buy to throw him a little love.  Somehow, the victim in this case, ended up getting impeached, while the pussitocrator got a quarter million dollar a year job hocking beauty products that don't even make her look good.

The most disturbing effect of the breakdowns in the system are that our nation's core leadership are increasingly falling prey to the trap.  Whether it is a Congressman in a Minnasota airport rest room, a President with the aforementioned chubbahummer, a southern preacher with a gay hooker or a now sitting Governor tatting a piece of for hire tang, the implications are potentially devestating to society.  Which sexually frustrated pol will fall to the temptation of sex for hire next?  Could the next President be at risk for an orgy?  Will the sexually repressed moral majority (really a vocal minority) cause anymore increases in prostitution?  At what point will sexual repression be elevated to the use of weaponry for political ends?

What many buy-side analysts believe to be occuring now is that women are creating a market for pussy that is approaching bubble territory.  By fucking the same guys, and not spreading the action around, e.g. stimulating demand while regulating supply, the price of pussy is sky-rocketing.  This market manipulation is making prostitution extremely lucrative.  Middle class guys are even finding hookers hard to resist despite the bubble pricing because of the returns they hear their friends are getting.

Irritated wives and girlfriends have been heard complaining about the bubble as they have less money to shop and less control over their man's time.  Maybe, just maybe, women ought to shut the fuck up and swallow the guppy a little more often.  And when they are done taking care of their man, remind their younger hussy friends to not fuck the guy they heard their other friend just broke up with, and rather, fuck that guy's friend who was always just hanging around. (Editor's note: The Real Wisconsin News does not promote promiscuity.  However, ladies, we know you are doing it, so for gawd's sake, jump into a different part of the gene pool than your friends if you are single, or do a reverse cowgirl for your man once in awhile, otherwise, you are in fact supporting the prostitution trade.)

Spitzer's unfortunate downfall is just another in a long list of sexcapades for the sex starved, and another welcome distraction for the crooks on Wall Street and in Washington, as well as, a wonderful box to stand on for NY Assembly Rebulican leader James Tedisco.  In reality, Spitzer is just a symptom of a greater problem, pussy control.

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The city of West Allis, after years of trying really hard, has decided to give up. The city has been ridiculed by others for some time, and though giving up never seemed to be an option before, it recently read an article about why people give up that made all the difference. "I was just searching the internet at the West Allis Public library when I found this article about why people give up," West Allis said in a recent interview. "I identified with those same concerns, but I just didn't see a way to avoid surrendering, so I did." Here's the list of reasons people give up and why West Allis has decided to join the throngs of humans who have done the same: 1. They want the outcome more than they want to obtain a skill. People want to get a better job without knowing how to do that job. It's easy if you have a rich uncle who owns a family business, but West Allis's richest uncle (Milwaukee) can barely keep things together. West Allis wants to be seen as a place for young couples to raise their families, but the small homes and weird neighbors are not welcoming to young professionals. "I tried building some nice, new apartments, but Milwaukee and Wauwatosa were doing the same thing, and that's where people want to be," claims West Allis. 2. They care too much about what people think (and fear judgment in failure). West Allis gets ridiculed by the big city next to it and other suburbs alike. "You think it doesn't hurt when you say 'Dirty Stallis' or chant 'Westallions!' while your team pummels our high school team, but it does hurt. Words hurt, Brookfield," says West Allis. Back when West Allis could still win at high school sports and had industries that were not shuddered, the residents could point to the scoreboard or laugh on their walk to work, but years of judgment for perceived failure has turned into more years of judgment for actual failure. "I keep the roads plowed and the streets relatively safe, but people still think there's something wrong here," said the city. 3. They mistake failure for lessons learned. West Allis claims that it has learned lessons over the years, like when the school system basically went bankrupt. The problem is that the lesson, even if it was learned, doesn't get enrollment up, and there's still no money. "People don't want to send their kids to our schools, then the schools blow through money faster than a North Shore patron at Heartbreakers, so now there's no money and no kids, so there's no lesson," says the inner-ring suburb. "That's failure, right?" 4. They would rather throw in the towel than pivot. West Allis claims it has tried to pivot before, like turning the former Allis-Chalmers plant into a high-end shopping center and business park. "We couldn't help that Kmart, Dollar Tree, and Burlington didn't bring in the fancy shoppers from out of the area," argues the city. "We even call it the 'Towne Center' to make it seem fancier. The next step would be to call it the Towne Centre, but whatever. I'm done pivoting." 5. They do not have the discipline to stick with their idea long enough to see it live. West Allis says it has stuck to the idea of an affordable community minutes from nicer communities for years. "The problem is that people still want to move on up to The Falls or West Bend or Muskego," says the towne. "Those people who move out there have nicer homes and schools, and lower taxes, and nicer air quality, and fewer problems with their neighbors, but..., aw forget it!" 6. They get distracted by what someone else is doing. "Hell, yeah, I get distracted by all the nice amenities going in around the area while I'm stuck with Hobo and an old-ass Menards store being my main draw to residents from other areas," admits Stallis. People come here to buy used cars from stereotypical used car salesmen, and then they get those cars serviced by one of my many auto shops, and then they stop to get a drink at one of my many bars, and then they go home." 7. They don't believe in themselves enough. "You know what, I used to believe. This was a city founded on the belief that every factory worker could live in his own home with nice built-ins and even stained-glass windows on a 45 x 120 lot, near parks and schools. It's the people who don't believe in that model anymore. They want half-acre lots and houses with usable basements and no glass on the sidewalks. If that's what it's come to, I don't want to believe!" West Allis has said it will continue to be a city until a suitable replacement is named. It plans to become a senior-living community in Florida when that occurs.
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