American Dreaming with Dan Brubus The war on “terror” is good for the economy and my portfolio, so I say, “Let’s roll,” when it comes to invading other countries. However, to be honest, I’m not terribly fond of many of our troops, and I’m fine with the current handling of soldiers with injuries, disorders, and plain old problems. I say it’s your duty as an American to support the war this Memorial Day, and you can pretend to support the troops if it’s good for business, too, but you don’t have to.

An 18-year-old female student was arrested Sept. 5 on charges of theft of a mathematics textbook valued at $77. The woman walked past the cash register without paying. When asked if she was carrying any items she hadn't paid for, she said, "Yes."