In a campaign strategy long since thought dead, Hillary Clinton has elected to run an issues based campaign.  Supporters are concerned that having effective policies won't be enough in a nation obsessed with superficial observations, parsnickity politicing, nice hair, cable TV sound bite reporting and overdone internet quasi-news. 

Clinton however appears intent on focusing on issues and being elected President based on what's good for the nation, rather than giving into the reality TV type contest that Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN are hoping for.

Pundits have been debating for weeks now whether Clinton's outlining of plans to fix the economy, improve education, expand healthcare coverage, avoid "pre-emptive" wars and improve the United State's standing in the world community resonate with voters.  Said one person on the street who claimed he was at least 50/50 likely to vote this year, "I just don't know man, that Hillary, she'd probably make things better for everybody, but is that what really matters?" 

Conservative talk radio show host Lush Rimjob summed if up this way, "If people wanted to have more money in their pocket, if they wanted the government not snooping on them, if they wanted better education and healthcare, if they wanted to not be in perpetual wars, then yeah, maybe Hillary Clinton is the right choice for President.  But, what people really want is to hear about how we're going to talk about deporting 12 million people who we really could never deport, how Roe V Wade is important to overturn so all of our abortions are done privately and how we can invade another non-threatening country rather than use alternative fuels and energy- which is just damn inconvenient."

George Washington and Abraham Lincoln could not be reached for comment through a medium, however, spokespeople from their estates are known to be aching for a war with Iran and a lower death tax rate. 

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5316
Real Wisconsin New's editorial staff after much painstaking drunken debate has come to the conclusion that of the four major political candidates left running for President, only Mike Huckabee is likely to lead us to Armageddon. Therefore, primarily at the behest of Beav who has a soft spot for evangelical-right-wing-nut-jobs with good TV smiles, Real Wisconsin News endorses " Anybody But Huckabee ."
Friday, July 13, 2007 6225
Who hasn’t wondered from time to time, “How do these half-yuppie, half-hippies dancing in front of me at Summerfest keep f@#$ing procreating? Who keeps filming Mel Gibson movies?” or “How can there still be fans of the NY Yankees or Minnesota Vikings?” These are rigorous and valid questions. Darwin’s principles of natural selection tell us that undesirable characteristics and behaviors are selected against in the breeding process. After millions of years of human evolution, shouldn’t we be able to live a life free of these douchebags?

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