The Milwaukee Bucks will hand out 80gsm non-woven fabric bags to the first 10,000 fans to enter the February 2nd game against the Houston Rockets. The bags will have the Bucks logo on one side, and the Chinese characters for "Milwaukee Bucks" on the other.

"We were hoping to give fans something they could use at least twice before it falls apart," said a Bucks media liaison. The first and likely only use will be for fans to wear the bags over their heads. However, because of uneven Chinese production standards, the Bucks have warned against such an activity. "We're really not sure what the non-woven material is made out of, and the pesticides, dye, and other parts of the production process could be hazardous for such an activity. We would also not recommend carrying any pets in the bags."

The bags are produced by the Wenzhou Jiahe Printing & Packing Co., Ltd, which has had a fine track record so far, but ....

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A chemical that causes cancer in California (PCB) is responsible for the closing of numerous Milwaukee area playing fields, most of which are used by active adults as precursors to drinking and possible relations with the opposite sex. Because of the closings, local ath-elites may need to find new ways to sneak away from their families or have a legitimate reason to drink excessively. Local Ath-elites Compete in Grueling Kick-the-ball Match

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