Sample ImageAfter a week watching the Disney classic, Bambi, a Wauwatosa man had enough. Gun Deer season was upon Wisconsin and this Wauwatosa man made it his quest to never watch the movie, Bambi, again.

As a family tradition, dating all the way back to 2005, Bob "Mickey" Reinhardt set out for opening day. At 10:20am opening morning a medium sized doe walked out from behind the trees and WHAM, down it went. “T’was a clean breast shot, eh. Right through da left shoulder, lung and out da liver. I was up in dat tree up der hunting in da norf woods. Da important thing is now my son can see dat Bambi’s dead.”

 

Back home Bob hung the deer from his apple tree. Bob’s wife was less than pleased to see a deer carcass hang outside their sliding deck doors. “You’ve got to be kidding me, you have got to be kidding me,” bellowed Bob’s much more civilized wife.

Bob’s son, however, was somewhat excited. The little boy did not understand this death and kept saying Bambi was broken and would ask when Bob was going to fix Bambi or if he could put new batteries in Bambi. Sorry, this Bambi needs more than batteries. “If my son asks to watch Bambi again, I’m hangin’ a dead Thumper by his precious freakin’ feet.” It is not that Bob dislikes Bambi, it is just prior to opening day, Bambi was played 2-3 times per day for the past three weeks, obviously enough to figure out how Bambi’s mother really died.

Now Bambi is spending her final days on the chopping block at Bunzel’s Meet Market. Regardless of past experience with Bambi, it is almost assured Bob will be enjoying Bambi one last time.

Watch the video of Mrs. Bob's reaction. 

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Jim Doyle takes a campaign contribution. Indians continue gambling operations. Milwaukee Mayor embraces boarding schools as way to help city youth. Secret underwater lab in Lake Michigan yields trick to confusing the 187 invader species of the Great Lakes to swimming back home. Inner city murders plummet as outreach programs establish fight clubs. Milwaukee County Parks take blame for county’s budget woes. Dane County officially becomes a People’s Republic. Madison constructs “aesthetic” wall on city’s far-east side. Milwaukee 7 disbands after being regularly confused with Fantastic 4, Dirty Dozen and Ocean’s 11. Upnorth secedes from state in protest over liberal hippies from Madison and stupid morons in Milwaukee. Waukesha and Kenosha Counties consider options. People too young to know any better, yet smarter and better than all of us, continue to marry people they won’t like in a few years. Beer officially made official State food after years of making case.
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The new Nashotah Art Zeitgeist Institute will open Friday to provide the nearly 1500 residents of this village an opportunity to experience art in their own backyards. “We’re tired of having to drive to Milwaukee and pay for parking,” village resident Gina Povlofski said. “Now we’ll have our own art museum to compete with the one in Milwaukee. It’s really a win/win situation for us to have our own institute of fine arts.” The Institute will house art from local Waukesha County artists and will focus entirely on realism. Bob Heinman, president of the board of directors, explained, “Realism is the only art we should appreciate because it captures what we see and doesn’t try to fool us or persuade us.” The Nashotah Art Zeitgeist Institute will also not use any art from other countries because, according to Heinman, there is enough talent in Wisconsin, and foreigners really do not have much to add. He added that Molly Mulroony of Delafield has submitted a charcoal drawing depicting the Irish immigration experience, and will be highlighted as the foreign and minority piece at the institute. According to Heinman, the goal of the Nashotah Art Zeitgeist Institute is to allow people to appreciate good wholesome art in the suburban environment, without having to wait in long lines or be afflicted by depictions of violence or nudity. “Sure, we’ll have a hunter and his kill in a good number of the paintings, but nothing gratuitous,” said Heinman. “Death is part of nature, but depicting revolutions with blood splattering, or poverty-stricken children, is just too much. And sex; don’t even get me started on sex! There’s nothing artistic about a naked woman, and my wife agrees.” At the grand opening, residents are invited to bring any of their “pointless” art to the Nashotah Art Zeitgeist Institute Party Burn-a-thon, during which people will be allowed to throw their “avant-garde, new-age crap” onto a bonfire to raise money to buy artwork for the institute. All white male Christians and their spouses are welcome. Cheese and crackers will be served.

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