Canadian Scientists to Clone Jesus

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DNA from Tomb in Jerusalem Raided to Clone Messiah

What if God was one of us, and not just an annoying refrain from a Joan Osborne song? What if we could harness the DNA of God, and maybe make our own a little better for the effort? What if we could prove God exists for all the non-believers?

These are the questions being tackled right now by a Canadian DNA lab that has said that it has enough DNA from a tomb and reburial site found in Jerusalem, the subject of a recent documentary, to physically recreate the human once belonging to that DNA. The twist (yes, pun intended) is that the DNA is purported to be that of the Son of God Himself, Jesus Christ.

Walker Forms Republican Guard

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In an effort to suppress DNR wardens and science teachers, Scott Walker has created a new Republican Guard for his administration. These are elite troops reporting directly to Walker. Since Walker is planning to enact systemic, widespread, and extremely grave violations of human rights, he knows he needs the protection of the Republican Guard from unruly librarians and DOT workers.

Axis of Evil Countries Unveil New Marketing Campaign

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 22084

By Ralph Fitch In an effort to retain members and recruit new countries, the Axis of Evil has unveiled a new design for their official emblem and advertising campaign.

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