What are your radio settings on, Milwaukee?


Do you set your favorites so you can be a push away from your favorite radio talk show, sports game or music station? If so, keep 103.7 FM off of it. Kiss, your station is bad.... and I mean....bad. The channel 6 news on 87.7 am is better. Hell, I'd rather listen to the robot on the traffic report staion! What is the goal of all radio staions? Well, to have the listeners fucking understand and enjoy what's on it for one. There is no station filled with more crap than Kiss. Its downright brainwashing. I mean playing the same Fergie song over and over, so much so that you hear it four times in one our is one thing; having to listen to their promos are another.  What about that voice shouting garbage instructions about local bars and clubs offering ladies night free drink specials and $1 Michelob bottles for the guys, thats right! How does that make us guys feel? A little left out!? Less fourtunate? Girls get in free and guys drink some shit that would't even sell from a rummage sale cooler? Go ahead guys, indulge. Kiss said so, and it's alright. Like heards they will romp to that bar like douchebags do in search of this golden offer which to them seems to have an expiration of 10:30pm.
 
At this point I bet you're wondering; how does this poor excuse of a radio station keep stinking up the airwaves so well? There is a well calculated formula. Okay, We know Kiss plays shitty music and tapes down the repeat button on certian tracks in coordination with selections from a hat. And, we know they employ annoying asshole announcers who are most likely high school dropouts who need their studio position in order to get laid. So, what is keeping them short of the perfect trifecta? Their morning show. "Wes, Rhany, and Alley" "Like, OMG!" Although original, they could'nt call it something else other than the first names of the hosts? If you have the patients of 3rd grader or lower then you might want to apply as an intern because I'm sure they can add your name and make it 4 people as the title with no problem! But, whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN. One of their recient "big stories" was that Paris Hilton was in jail, and the morning show proceded to test what jail was actually like. So,they locked Rhany in a dog cage. Thats right, whats more realistic then a being inside a critter carrier on all fours? If you think I'm joking about Wes and the gang, hit up their main page. Accoring to their web site "Rhany whined the whole time just like a real dog!, check out the pics!" 
Monday, July 16, 2007 18979
First off, I have to say I’m sorry for stumbling into the house all late with Cal the other night. Really, it was totally mean, even though it was the weekend and you didn’t have to get up for anything. And you’d never really complained about my late hours too much before. Anyway, like I said, I’m sorry, and I do appreciate the fact that you let me stay here while I’m in college and all that, and that you clean my room for me when I can’t find the floor.
Sunday, July 22, 2007 15032
The Milwaukee Bucks, in the hopes of drawing more fans, are in the process of acquiring a team that may not be able to compete on the court, but certainly will entertain people. The team will begin trading for players that are considered to be freaks of nature, or at least of basketball. Their recent acquisition of 5’5’’ Earl Boykins is the first in a string of trades that will create what is known as a theme-team. Just as the Harlem Globetrotters train mediocre players to dribble basketballs off referees’ heads and throw buckets of water on unsuspecting fans, the Milwaukee Bucks will also create a buzz when they travel through the NBA as they build their record book roster. While some may call them the freaks of the league, the Bucks front office is simply referring to the new team as team representing all of society. “The players will represent the dreams and sometimes nightmares of fans worldwide, and we will create an interesting brand of basketball for a city that is used to embracing all walks of life,” was the official word from the organization.

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