What are your radio settings on, Milwaukee?

Do you set your favorites so you can be a push away from your favorite radio talk show, sports game or music station? If so, keep 103.7 FM off of it. Kiss, your station is bad.... and I mean....bad. The channel 6 news on 87.7 am is better. Hell, I'd rather listen to the robot on the traffic report staion! What is the goal of all radio staions? Well, to have the listeners fucking understand and enjoy what's on it for one. There is no station filled with more crap than Kiss. Its downright brainwashing. I mean playing the same Fergie song over and over, so much so that you hear it four times in one our is one thing; having to listen to their promos are another.  What about that voice shouting garbage instructions about local bars and clubs offering ladies night free drink specials and $1 Michelob bottles for the guys, thats right! How does that make us guys feel? A little left out!? Less fourtunate? Girls get in free and guys drink some shit that would't even sell from a rummage sale cooler? Go ahead guys, indulge. Kiss said so, and it's alright. Like heards they will romp to that bar like douchebags do in search of this golden offer which to them seems to have an expiration of 10:30pm.
At this point I bet you're wondering; how does this poor excuse of a radio station keep stinking up the airwaves so well? There is a well calculated formula. Okay, We know Kiss plays shitty music and tapes down the repeat button on certian tracks in coordination with selections from a hat. And, we know they employ annoying asshole announcers who are most likely high school dropouts who need their studio position in order to get laid. So, what is keeping them short of the perfect trifecta? Their morning show. "Wes, Rhany, and Alley" "Like, OMG!" Although original, they could'nt call it something else other than the first names of the hosts? If you have the patients of 3rd grader or lower then you might want to apply as an intern because I'm sure they can add your name and make it 4 people as the title with no problem! But, whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN. One of their recient "big stories" was that Paris Hilton was in jail, and the morning show proceded to test what jail was actually like. So,they locked Rhany in a dog cage. Thats right, whats more realistic then a being inside a critter carrier on all fours? If you think I'm joking about Wes and the gang, hit up their main page. Accoring to their web site "Rhany whined the whole time just like a real dog!, check out the pics!" 
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6484
Everyone deals with tragedy differently, and Michael McGee Sr. has demonstrated that in his effort to console Charlie Sykes on the death of his mother, Katherine Sykes. “Mother Sykes, she dead,” said McGee, implying that he too was grieving for his own ‘mother,’ who must be very proud of her son if she is living. McGee goes on to comfort using religion: “To me it's the vengeance of God.” Yes, we all must answer to God eventually, and Mr. McGee calls our attention to that fact. “I ain't got no tears,” McGee said, obviously too stunned to cry. We’ve all been there.
Sunday, September 23, 2007 24991
Actor and Comedian Martin Lawrence has admitted to Real Wisconsin News that he is in fact Serena Williams, and has been playing her for years. He also plays the role of Serena’s father Richard Williams, as well as Oracene “Big Momma Brandy” Price, Serena’s mother. Lawrence says that he meant no harm by entering the women’s tennis arena. In fact, the entire concept was to provide young tennis phenom Venus Williams with an instant family, but the ruse was simply taken too far.

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