What are your radio settings on, Milwaukee?

Do you set your favorites so you can be a push away from your favorite radio talk show, sports game or music station? If so, keep 103.7 FM off of it. Kiss, your station is bad.... and I mean....bad. The channel 6 news on 87.7 am is better. Hell, I'd rather listen to the robot on the traffic report staion! What is the goal of all radio staions? Well, to have the listeners fucking understand and enjoy what's on it for one. There is no station filled with more crap than Kiss. Its downright brainwashing. I mean playing the same Fergie song over and over, so much so that you hear it four times in one our is one thing; having to listen to their promos are another.  What about that voice shouting garbage instructions about local bars and clubs offering ladies night free drink specials and $1 Michelob bottles for the guys, thats right! How does that make us guys feel? A little left out!? Less fourtunate? Girls get in free and guys drink some shit that would't even sell from a rummage sale cooler? Go ahead guys, indulge. Kiss said so, and it's alright. Like heards they will romp to that bar like douchebags do in search of this golden offer which to them seems to have an expiration of 10:30pm.
At this point I bet you're wondering; how does this poor excuse of a radio station keep stinking up the airwaves so well? There is a well calculated formula. Okay, We know Kiss plays shitty music and tapes down the repeat button on certian tracks in coordination with selections from a hat. And, we know they employ annoying asshole announcers who are most likely high school dropouts who need their studio position in order to get laid. So, what is keeping them short of the perfect trifecta? Their morning show. "Wes, Rhany, and Alley" "Like, OMG!" Although original, they could'nt call it something else other than the first names of the hosts? If you have the patients of 3rd grader or lower then you might want to apply as an intern because I'm sure they can add your name and make it 4 people as the title with no problem! But, whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN. One of their recient "big stories" was that Paris Hilton was in jail, and the morning show proceded to test what jail was actually like. So,they locked Rhany in a dog cage. Thats right, whats more realistic then a being inside a critter carrier on all fours? If you think I'm joking about Wes and the gang, hit up their main page. Accoring to their web site "Rhany whined the whole time just like a real dog!, check out the pics!" 
Monday, July 30, 2007 5730
Dear Biker Chick How is it best to score with a biker chick? Signed Nad Suburb It's probably best when you are both satisfied afterwards, but be certain she is. If you're asking how to get her to fall in love with you, it's the same with all women: have the balls to ask her out, buy her a few drinks, tell her she looks pretty fairly often and that the scar on her face adds character, and ask to see her tattoos. You might want to listen to what she says, or at least pretend to, and then you've got her, unless you take her out to the parking lot and you drive a Kia or one of those confused mini-SUVs. Dear Biker Chick That guy holding the sign is kinda cute. Are you dating him? Is there anyway to make his picture load faster so I don't have so much time to diddle while the page downloads? Dear Unsigned Submitter, The guy holding the sign is Homeless John, not because he actually is homeless, but because he looks homeless. Sort of like you look to your friends using your parents' NetZero dial-up connection and complaining about speed. Thanks for the advice, anyhow. I'm not exactly a web designer, but I've got a few photos of me I've resized before, so we got the size a bit smaller for you, and all the other web surfers out there who like things small. As for Homeless John's availability. I wouldn't say we're seeing each other, but he is a good man. Submit a photo so we can post it on our web page, and John can determine if you're his type. ---> and pick up some of those cigars over there while you're at it or click on a damn google ad so I can get some new pipes on my bike.
Monday, February 25, 2008 8962
Anne Balentine was a fan-favorite back in the 1990s on Milwaukee's Channel Four. Nothing seemed out-of-the-ordinary with her, and I blissfully watched the news until one day my friend told me she had a prosthetic arm.

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