Sometimes it was hard to tell who was a better meteorologist, Spunky or Scott Steele. It was also hard to tell who had more personality between Spunky and Paul Joseph. Milwaukee news suffered a great loss when Spunky died, and those of us who knew him will always ask ourselves: What Would Spunky be Sporting?

For the past several years, SLM Corporation, better known by its flowery fresh moniker Sallie Mae, has been the subject of increasing negativism. Anti-capitalist Chinese red commi sympathizers, from our very own sea to shining sea, have made complaints about sweet Sallie being less than nice in her lending practices. As a result, whiny sniveling college student mush brains and recent college graduates feeling sorry for themselves because they have to get a job have taken their accusations to the street.