Brewers Have Cubs Right Where They Want Them

Details: Created: 01 October 2007; Hits: 14624

While some fans are disappointed with the finish to the [insert year here] Milwaukee Brewers season, team members believe they have the Chicago Cubs right where they want them. Instead of the Brewers going on to lose in the first round of the playoffs, players will be able to sit at home with their families and watch the Cubs lose in the first round.

Prince’s House of Prime…Tofu?

Saturday, May 28, 2011 6630

So the thought of a tofu steak doesn’t have that same red meat ring to it for you either. This writer has learned of a possible business venture that is being run by the portly 1 st baseman of the Brewers team. After seeing Ryan Braun’s current ventures into local eateries, William Brewski is seeing dollar signs and is hoping to get the Brewers slugger to sign on.

Two New Morning After Pills to be Sold

Thursday, December 27, 2007 12499

People have been making bad decisions about sexual encounters for ages, but a recent development in long-term memory inhibition has led to the creation of a new form of morning-after pill, suitable for both male and female. Both pills promise to erase an uncomfortable situation, but use drastically different methods in doing so.