Green Bay Packer coach Mike McCarthy has been known to script many of the plays early in games, but for the Super Bowl he was apparently trying out a new method of drawing up play ideas. Either that, or he forgot to put the cap back on his red marker, which is a total rookie Super Bowl coach move. Who cares, anyhow, because the Packers are the Superbowl Champs, and someone washed it off for him by the second half.

Who hasn’t wondered from time to time, “How do these half-yuppie, half-hippies dancing in front of me at Summerfest keep f@#$ing procreating? Who keeps filming Mel Gibson movies?” or “How can there still be fans of the NY Yankees or Minnesota Vikings?” These are rigorous and valid questions. Darwin’s principles of natural selection tell us that undesirable characteristics and behaviors are selected against in the breeding process. After millions of years of human evolution, shouldn’t we be able to live a life free of these douchebags?