An 18-year-old female student was arrested Sept. 5 on charges of theft of a mathematics textbook valued at $77. The woman walked past the cash register without paying. When asked if she was carrying any items she hadn't paid for, she said, "Yes."
An 18-year-old student was taken into protective custody Oct. 10 after he caused a disturbance with Sandburg Hall staff. The man used profanities, was uncooperative, staggered and slurred his words. He also removed a condom from his pocket and started to eat it, telling staff members to leave him alone. That's probably when staff members really should leave him alone
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