An 18-year-old female student was arrested Sept. 5 on charges of theft of a mathematics textbook valued at $77. The woman walked past the cash register without paying. When asked if she was carrying any items she hadn't paid for, she said, "Yes."
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6430
New York Governor and former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer became the latest victim of a Pussitocracy run amok. In what is becoming a growing problem, over-achievers are finding it more and more difficult to get laid, and as a result are finding themselves left with no choice but to buy a piece of ass.
Saturday, March 22, 2008 7347
The fact that a star exploded 7.5 billion light years away, which means it took that long for the explosion to be visible to the naked eye here, makes me want to smoke weed with Donald Sutherland.

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