Actor and Comedian Martin Lawrence has admitted to Real Wisconsin News that he is in fact Serena Williams, and has been playing her for years. He also plays the role of  Serena’s father Richard Williams, as well as Oracene “Big Momma Brandy” Price, Serena’s mother. Lawrence says that he meant no harm by entering the women’s tennis arena. In fact, the entire concept was to provide young tennis phenom Venus Williams with an instant family, but the ruse was simply taken too far.

Martin Lawrence as Richard Williams“Venus was playing very well, and the WTA wanted to promote her as one of their stars, but they were worried about her not having a family,” said Lawrence, working out in New York for the U.S. Open. “They asked if I’d play her father during the matches, so I became Richard.” 

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 13713
The city’s gangs are implementing new training methods, and their main inspiration will be the Al-Qaeda training camps, such as those used by Osama Bin Laden. Local gang leaders, who agreed to speak anonymously for this article, cite a number of recent foul-ups as their reason for this measure.
Thursday, September 27, 2007 5404
A black couch without cushions valued at $60 was reported stolen Sept 8 from a hallway at Sandburg Hall North Tower. The owner said the couch was leaning against a wall in the hallway until she could figure out how to get it into her room. What good is a $60 black couch without cushions? Honestly, what good is a $60 couch WITH cushions?

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