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1 Satan Rescinds Deal for Bush’s Soul Tuesday, 20 January 2009 131
2 Conservative Analysis of Economic Crisis Sunday, 12 October 2008 553
3 50 cent Thursday, 09 October 2008 385
4 UN Debates How to Handle Sarah Palin Thursday, 09 October 2008 409
5 TBS Almost Drops Ball During Cubs Broadcast Thursday, 02 October 2008 371
6 Polls Confirm Americans Trust McCain More (With Their Daughters) Tuesday, 30 September 2008 410
7 GOP Wants McCain Heroism to Take Center Stage Saturday, 06 September 2008 448
8 Obama Must Give up Role as Senator, Television Icon Wednesday, 03 September 2008 392
9 Sarah Palin Proves Abstinence-Only Education Works, Especially For Others Tuesday, 02 September 2008 426
10 Lemurs Claim Ryan Braun as One of Their Own Thursday, 21 August 2008 456
11 Murders to be Recalculated With Probably Deserved It Factor Tuesday, 05 August 2008 664
12 Milwaukee May Vote to Outlaw Guns Next July Fourth Sunday, 06 July 2008 677
13 Army Develops New Virtual Game After Criticism at Summerfest Tuesday, 01 July 2008 674
14 Man Who Lost Dream Home to Flooding Says it is Not Enough Nobody Was Not Hurt Wednesday, 18 June 2008 744
15 Charlton Heston?s Gun Finally Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands Sunday, 25 May 2008 1112
16 Bars to Offer New Obama Slammer Thursday, 24 April 2008 599
17 Doctors wout borders Friday, 18 April 2008 446
18 United States Added to State Department List of Human Rights Violators Tuesday, 01 April 2008 771
19 Don?t Most Preachers Say Some Crazy-A$$ $h1t Sometimes? Thursday, 27 March 2008 742
20 virgin mary Monday, 24 March 2008 422
21 Star Explodes Saturday, 22 March 2008 284
22 Madison's Right Wing Saturday, 15 March 2008 708
23 Pussitocracy Claims Another Good Man Tuesday, 11 March 2008 717
24 British Troops Pulled Out of City in England Saturday, 08 March 2008 736
25 Ted Thompson Secures Asshole of the Year Friday, 07 March 2008 5634
26 RSVP Etiquette Wednesday, 05 March 2008 585
27 Brett Favre - An All-time Great: Let Us See The Way Tuesday, 04 March 2008 1861
28 Bucks Lead League in Moral Victories Friday, 29 February 2008 907
29 Spunky Thursday, 28 February 2008 592
30 Balentine, Anne Monday, 25 February 2008 659
31 Bartley, Mike Sunday, 24 February 2008 499
32 Campaign Trail Saturday, 23 February 2008 718
33 Valentine's Day Cards Confiscated Friday, 15 February 2008 897
34 REAL WISCONSIN NEWS PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT! Tuesday, 12 February 2008 648
35 Hillary Clinton Actually Running Issues Based Campaign Saturday, 26 January 2008 769
36 Cowboys' Demise Friday, 25 January 2008 504
37 NFC Championship 07 Sunday, 20 January 2008 277
38 britney Thursday, 10 January 2008 405
39 Sallie Mae Subject of Unfair Criticism Wednesday, 09 January 2008 1307
40 Breaking Up Is Hard Wednesday, 09 January 2008 699
41 New Pica Diet Sweeping the Nation Tuesday, 08 January 2008 955
42 Brats and Buns Thursday, 03 January 2008 748
43 Axis of Evil Countries Unveil New Marketing Campaign Thursday, 03 January 2008 1153
44 Two New Morning After Pills to be Sold Thursday, 27 December 2007 988
45 DIY Home Theater Room Sunday, 23 December 2007 750
46 Students get high instead of going to local high school basketball game Tuesday, 18 December 2007 1072
47 The CW Network to Target Lowest IQ Segment Friday, 30 November 2007 1788
48 Man Bags Bambi, Threatens Thumper Friday, 23 November 2007 968
49 Canadian Scientists to Clone Jesus Monday, 19 November 2007 904
50 Community Columnist: Kiss FM Worse Than Previously Thought Saturday, 10 November 2007 735
51 Pewaukee Police Chief Saturday, 10 November 2007 289
52 Change in Daylight Saving Time Seen as Bush?s Greatest Environmental Policy Monday, 29 October 2007 784
53 My Liquor Store Just Slapped me With a Credit Card Fee! Friday, 26 October 2007 879
54 UWM-Medical Assistance Saturday, 20 October 2007 608
55 UWM-Strange Conduct Saturday, 20 October 2007 577
56 UWM-Burglary Saturday, 20 October 2007 645
57 Marquette-Alarm Violation Saturday, 20 October 2007 612
58 I'm Not Gay, But I Can't Get Samwell's "What What" Out of my Butt, or Head Saturday, 20 October 2007 755
59 Boom Goes the Dynamite Saturday, 20 October 2007 105
60 Wonder Woman to Make TV Comeback as Moody, Irritable Teen Thursday, 18 October 2007 1060
61 Girls Gone Wild Founder to Tape Guys Gone Wild in Prison Tuesday, 16 October 2007 801
62 The Beerleaders Saturday, 13 October 2007 432
63 Milwaukee Bucks Anticipate Winning Next Year's Lottery Saturday, 13 October 2007 945
64 Senator Herb Kohl Finally Admits: ?I?m Straight? Tuesday, 09 October 2007 1852
65 Brewers Have Cubs Right Where They Want Them Monday, 01 October 2007 1162
66 State Department of Tourism Releases Segregated Multicultural Calendar Monday, 01 October 2007 571
67 UWM-Theft Thursday, 27 September 2007 578
68 UWM-General Stupidity Thursday, 27 September 2007 600
69 UWM-Boredom Thursday, 27 September 2007 607
70 UWM-Marriage Thursday, 27 September 2007 634
71 UWM-Liquor Thursday, 27 September 2007 329
72 Marquette-Theft Thursday, 27 September 2007 242
73 Marquette-Rules and Regs Thursday, 27 September 2007 230
74 Jeep is Staunchest Supporter of War Effort Amongst Automakers Sunday, 23 September 2007 1159
75 Martin Lawrence Admits He Plays Serena Williams, Family Saturday, 22 September 2007 5437
76 Milwaukee Gangs to Set up Al-Qaeda-like Training Camps Wednesday, 19 September 2007 1405
77 Marquette-ID Theft Wednesday, 19 September 2007 324
78 Marquette-Theft Wednesday, 19 September 2007 255
79 UWM-Really? Wednesday, 19 September 2007 234
80 UWM-Honesty Wednesday, 19 September 2007 340
81 UWM-Weapons Wednesday, 19 September 2007 421
82 Food Stamp Challenge to Stamp Out Debt Wednesday, 19 September 2007 764
83 Could a Songbird Hunting Season be in the future? Tuesday, 18 September 2007 830
84 Halliburton Nominated for Nobel Prizes Saturday, 15 September 2007 1312
85 Religious Man Thrown off Flight for Inappropriate Attire Tuesday, 11 September 2007 3766
86 The Fair Friday, 07 September 2007 148
87 Global Dimming May be Answer to Global Warming Wednesday, 05 September 2007 729
88 Marquette-Burglary Friday, 31 August 2007 216
89 Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Merely Capitalism Doing its Job Saturday, 25 August 2007 882
90 UWM-Disorderly Wednesday, 22 August 2007 247
91 Are you an Athlete??? Wednesday, 22 August 2007 666
92 Marquette-Theft Tuesday, 21 August 2007 182
93 Teachers File Unconventional Back to School Lists Monday, 20 August 2007 988
94 Elmo Afflicted Monday, 20 August 2007 1288
95 UWM Thursday, 16 August 2007 198
96 UWM Thursday, 16 August 2007 259
97 UWM Thursday, 16 August 2007 248
98 Marquette Thursday, 16 August 2007 204
99 State Lawmakers Work to Improve Business Environment Thursday, 16 August 2007 1198
100 Tommy Sends out Booty Call for Straw Poll Monday, 06 August 2007 844
101 Milwaukee Gun Buyback Program Scrapped; Bullet-proof Vests to be Offered Instead Sunday, 05 August 2007 2200
102 Pig Farm Whispers Friday, 03 August 2007 511
103 Marsh Road in Weyauwega Friday, 03 August 2007 669
104 Overunderinfluenced Governor Thursday, 02 August 2007 448
105 Strange Situation in Spooner Thursday, 02 August 2007 445
106 Lil? Einsteins Promote Capitalist, Patriarchal Agenda Thursday, 02 August 2007 679
107 Real Wisconsin Bands Wednesday, 01 August 2007 201
108 Tom Snyder Intimidates, Confuses God Tuesday, 31 July 2007 720
109 Rudy Giuliani Tuesday, 31 July 2007 285
110 Kevin Garnett Tuesday, 31 July 2007 327
111 Scoring Sunday, 29 July 2007 744
112 DIY Photo / Poster Display Case Saturday, 28 July 2007 889
113 Milwaukee Playing Fields Close; Local Ath-elites Worry Friday, 27 July 2007 920
114 Bucks Cry Foul Over Referee Wednesday, 25 July 2007 606
115 President Kermit T. Frog May Issue Full Pardon To Scooter Monday, 23 July 2007 997
116 Wisconsin Farmers Prepare for Brave New Warm World Friday, 20 July 2007 908
117 Sure, We Don?t Want Iran to Have Nukes, But Why Not Our Used F-14s? Tuesday, 17 July 2007 708
118 Radium in Water Could Save Your Life Tuesday, 17 July 2007 1160
119 Mom, You Shouldn?t?ve Damned me to Hell For Waking You Up Monday, 16 July 2007 1107
120 Naughty Girls Friday, 13 July 2007 673
121 Why the Douchebag Gene Cannot be Eliminated From the Population Thursday, 12 July 2007 913
122 MPS Schools Better Reflect Criminal Justice System in New Budget Monday, 09 July 2007 1229
123 Disclaimer Wednesday, 04 July 2007 442
124 South American Cannibals not Interested in Barry Bonds Wednesday, 27 June 2007 1117
125 Vote for Prince Sunday, 24 June 2007 648
126 This Memorial Day, Let?s Support the War, but Not Necessarily Our Troops Sunday, 24 June 2007 665
127 Is There a Separatist Movement for Me? Sunday, 17 June 2007 909
128 It?s Getting Hot up Here Saturday, 16 June 2007 959
129 Bo Black Wednesday, 13 June 2007 314
130 Free Mike McGee Friday, 01 June 2007 1032
131 Don Imus to Present at NOW Conference in Detroit Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13421
132 Cheneyator Sent Back in Time to Change Comments on Iraq Wednesday, 30 May 2007 864
133 Men, Help Bring an Air of Respectability to Milwaukee: Work for AirTran Thursday, 24 May 2007 947
134 This Memorial Day, Let?s Support the War, but Not Necessarily Our Troops Thursday, 24 May 2007 796
135 Sure, We Don?t Want Iran to Have Nukes, But Why Not Our Used F-14s? Thursday, 17 May 2007 731
136 Michael McGee Sr. Grieves for Charlie Sykes Wednesday, 02 May 2007 1062
137 Man Kidnaps Girlfriend as Part of Mid-life Crisis Sunday, 22 April 2007 1463
138 City of Pewaukee Police Chief Reprimanded for Police Humor Wins Award Thursday, 19 April 2007 1327
139 It?s Getting Hot up Here Monday, 16 April 2007 802
140 Bush Might Have Misunderconstrued Jackie Robinson Day Sunday, 15 April 2007 628
141 Indian Wars Reheating Saturday, 14 April 2007 1117
142 Art Critics Miss Point in Pewaukee Man?s Performance Art Saturday, 07 April 2007 703
143 Columbia St. Mary's and Froedtert Will Work Twice as Hard to Remain Inefficient Tuesday, 03 April 2007 715
144 Young People Dispute Mayfair Rules, Scare Passers-by Sunday, 01 April 2007 990
145 The Feline in Franklin Sunday, 01 April 2007 446
146 UW Professor Makes Closing Statements About Hmong Friday, 02 March 2007 1082
147 President Bush Uses "Articulate" in a Sentence Monday, 26 February 2007 971
148 Medical College of Wisconsin will not use Dogs Sunday, 25 February 2007 846
149 Sheboygan 911 Operators Finally Outsmart ?Prank Mastermind? Monday, 19 February 2007 912
150 A Real Wisconsin Parent?s Guide to Controlling Your Kids Saturday, 17 February 2007 632
151 Mayfair, Wauwatosa to Offer Bus Vouchers Saturday, 10 February 2007 1122
152 Michael Redd Upset Bucks not in Playoff Hunt Sunday, 04 February 2007 627
153 Bush Mixes Metaphors but Makes Meaning Clear Wednesday, 31 January 2007 734
154 CBS 58 Breaks Ice in Experiential News Reporting Monday, 29 January 2007 846
155 State Department of Tourism Releases Segregated Multicultural Calendar Wednesday, 24 January 2007 883
156 Alderman McGee Expands Mission Sunday, 21 January 2007 907
157 Honey Creek Beach to Open in West Allis Tuesday, 16 January 2007 917
158 Bucks to Form All-Circus Team Monday, 15 January 2007 558
159 Bucher Refers Jessica McBride To DA Tuesday, 09 January 2007 1044
160 War Criminals Beware: The United States is on the Job Saturday, 30 December 2006 403
161 Milwaukee Journal Sentinel to be Written Entirely by Community Columnists Thursday, 28 December 2006 833
162 Racial Bias in Real Estate Thursday, 14 December 2006 841
163 Vandals to Sue for Libel Wednesday, 22 November 2006 707
164 Kelly Clarkson Monday, 09 August 2004 411
165 Mitt Romney Monday, 09 August 2004 402
166 New Years 88 Saturday, 31 December 1988 601